Overheard while in the deep-deep (Juniper’s name for the deep-end) at the Trinity University Pool this weekend…

College-aged boy #1: “I’ve gotta go to a wedding after this.”

Middle-aged woman: “You’ve got plenty of time. You can air dry and still make it.”

College-aged boy #2: “Who’s wedding you going to?”

College-aged boy #1: “This girl’s. She’s getting married to get her social security card. [beat] So. She’s gonna get all beat up and shit. But at least she’ll have her social security card.”