Muffuletta is our word for … VAGINA.

That’s right.
You heard me.
There is a  muffuletta IN. YOUR. THROAT!

Of course, the scientific term for that muffuletta is “vocal cord” but… toe-may-doe, toe-mah-doe.

This is what my husband looks at all day and every day.
Muffulettas here. Muffulettas there.

AND HE BRINGS THEM HOME WITH HIM. (lucky me)
There are medical journals with big, vibrant, colorful muffulettas plastered all over the cover sitting on our coffee table, in the bathroom, on our DINING ROOM TABLE …

Beware all you soon-to-be doctor’s wives. Your husband (fiance, boyfriend, whatever) may come home one day and announce that he wants to be an Otolayrngologist and you’ll sigh a big sigh of relief, uncross all your fingers and smile to kingdom come that he won’t be touching any boobs or muffulettas. But don’t celebrate too heartily or too soon because Otolaryngologists? They’re just closet wanna-be Gynocologists at heart.