I'm not a huge jewelry person. So when I found this while I was out traipsing around the city's northwestern shopping megalopolix I was a little apprehensive – my fingers are short & fat and wearing rings always makes them look shorter and fatter… but it was such a lovely ring!
I tried it on and it was all over. The fat little lady fingers sang.

This picture's not a great one (it's hard trying to take a picture one-handed, with your recessive hand). Please pay no attention to my ugly fingers.