Me:    Do you think I can pass for 12?

Him:   No.

Me:    8?

Him:   Nope.

Me:    Am I going the wrong direction?

Him:   (nods head)

Me:    So. What are you saying?

Him:   Nothing.

Me:    Are you saying that I look old?

Him:   Older than 8.

Me:    You mean older than 12?

Him:   Right.

Me:    So what do you think I can pass for?

Him:   Some college girl age.

Me:    Like 22?

Him:   Yeah.

Me:    Geez.    I remember it was just 3 years ago that I could pass for 17…

          What happened?

Him:  (doesn't know what to say)

Me:    IHadABabyITSagirl.