(from BlogHer’s Twitter feed):

I can't do this National Day of Unplugging thing. Can you? http://www.blogher.com/national-day-unplugging  - Denise

 about 6 hours ago via web

(from flutiemcd’s Twitter feed):

I vow to go unplugged! RT @BlogHer : I can't do this National Day of Unplugging thing. Can you? http://bit.ly/axcJ1g  – Denise

about 6 hours ago via TweetDeck

 @flutiemcd Really? You're going to unplug? Why? – Denise

about 5 hours ago via web in reply to flutiemcd
 

@BlogHer because, for me, there's more to life than being wired. http://bit.ly/acyT7L 

about 5 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to BlogHer

[As soon as I hit the “Enter” key, I realize this chic doesn’t know me… and this tweet reeks of highfalutin crazy talk… even when I read it, it sounds all like I’m up on a very high horse. O shit. Better explain myself & try to be funny.]

@BlogHer more important things like making mad, passionate love to my husband without thinking about what i'll write about next on my blog

about 5 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to BlogHer

[HaHa! Isn’t that funny?]

 Sometime after this, I was “unfollowed.” I know this only because at 11 P.M. I tried to message her this:

 @BlogHer couldn’t do it. sitting here with foot in mouth #nationalunplug #fail #weak #loser  #addictedtobeingwired

 And this is the message I received:

 “Recipient not following you”

 The BlogHer god has spoken.